The newspaper tells me that 1D (One Direction) band member Harry Styles (debatable) has just moved into a house reputedly haunted by none other than infamous highwayman Dick Turpin (I’ve visited his actual original prison cell in York and had a cuppa with him – nice bloke as it turns out, although he was a bit pushy about asking me to deliver something for him…)
The part of the story which really tickled my funny bone though was the quote from Frankie Boyle accompanying the story:-
Unfortunately for Harry’s new neighbours, now there’ll be two Dicks living in that house.
Genius. Sheer genius.